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Selasa, 14 September 2010

Joke: Gathering Chickens

Once again, I read C'nS magazine tonight. As soon as I held the magazine, I looked for the page of joke. Yeah, I found it on page 38. On another posting I've ever published before, I wrote the joke with the title of "Ploughing the Land". Meanwhile, on this nice occasion, I'd like to share another one that I consider as another funny joke from this magazine. Here is the story. Enjoy!

Gathering Chickens
The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open.

Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate.

Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.

"Dad, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "But I managed to find all twelve of them."

"Well, you did real good, son," the farmer said. "There were actually only seven chickens in the crate."
Yeah. If you get the point of this joke, I'm sure that you're laughing now. lol. A dictionary may be needed if you need some vocabulary reinforcement to understand it. Thanks' for reading, guys!

Minggu, 05 September 2010

Joke: Ploughing the Land

Hi, guys! I just read a new magazine I got for free from my English course. It's C'nS magz. I found some jokes on page 38. Here I want to share my favourite one to you. Enjoy!

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.

The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free.

The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."

The husband looked around at the fields incredulously and asked the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?"

"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."
lol! If you get the point of this joke, I'm sure you are laughing it up now. That's all. Thank's, guys!